Curse of monkey island game script


















I'm over this way. Old Man : Ah! Old Man : I see. So, you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector. But if you're serious about pirating, go talk to the pirate leaders. You'll find them in the Scumm Bar. Guybrush : Gosh, thanks! I'll do that! Bye, now. I'm off to seek my fortune.

Old Man : Good luck. Guybrush : walks away, but suddenly stops Um Where did you say those pirate leaders were? Guybrush : Right. Eventually, he finds the Scumm Bar and enters. Then he talks to the pirate nearby the door. Pirate : Ahoy there, stranger. New in town? Guybrush : My name's Guybrush Threepwood. I'm new in town. Pirate : Guybrush Threepwood? Ha ha ha!!! That's the stupidest name I've ever heard! Guybrush : I don't know I kind of like 'Guybrush.

Pirate : My name is Mancomb Seepgood. Guybrush : I want to be a pirate! Mancomb : Oh, really? You should go talk to the important-looking pirates in the next room. They're pretty much in charge around here.

They can tell you where to go and what to do. Guybrush : Where can I find the Governor? Mancomb : Governor Marley? Her mansion is on the other side of town. But pirates aren't as welcome around her place as they used to be. Guybrush : Why not? Mancomb : Well, the last time she had a pirate over for dinner, he fell in love with her. It's made things rather uncomfortable for everybody.

Guybrush : How's that? Mancomb : Well, there's a whole big story about what happened next But I don't believe a word of it. Estevan over there at the other table might tell you about it. He takes the whole thing seriously. VERY seriously. Uh-oh, it looks like my grog is going flat, so you'll have to excuse me. Nice talking to you.

Guybrush walks off and talks to Estevan, who has a scar on his face. Estevan : What are you looking at me for? Guybrush : I'd like to introduce myself Estevan : Yeah, so what? Guybrush : Who's this pirate that's bugging the Governor? Estevan : LeChuck? He's the guy that went to the Governor's for dinner and never wanted to leave.

He fell for her in a big way, but she told him to drop dead. So he did. Then things really got ugly. Guybrush : What's so scary about this LeChuck guy? Estevan : LeChuck was a fearsome pirate. But a mysterious came up and sank his ship, leaving no survivors. We thought that was the end of the fearsome pirate LeChuck.

We were wrong. Guybrush : What happened then? His ghost ship is an unholy terror upon the sea. That's why we're all in here and not out pirating. Guybrush : What happened to your eye? Estevan : Well, I was putting in my contact lens when--Hey, wait a second! That's none of your business! Guybrush : Excuse me, but I'm looking for the dart board. Estevan : Dart board? We don't have one anymore. There was a horrible accident.

Drinking and darts don't mix. Guybrush : Where can I get a drink? Estevan : A drink? You could wait for the cook to notice you Just find a mug and sneak into the kitchen. That's what we all do. Look, this whole LeChuck thing has me pretty shaken up. So if you don't mind Guybrush leaves and talks to another pirate, a bald one with funny hat. Pirate : Aye! Guybrush : Aye, yourself. Pirate : Aye. Guybrush : Nice hat. Why it's an extraordinary adventure with an interface on magic Not to mention the detailed animation and special effects, elegant point 'n' click control of characters, objects, and magic spells.

Beat the rush! Guybrush : Geeze, what an obvious sales pitch. Pirate : Sorry, but on some topics I just get carried away. Guybrush : Nice talking to you. Guybrush approaches a dog and, whew, talks to it too. Dog : Grrrrrrrr. Guybrush : Woof. Dog : WOOF? Aruff roof! Woof-woof arf woof Guybrush : Wuf, 'LeChuck? Wor-roof wuf?

Ruff arf-arf, bow-ruff Governor Marley! Green P. Guybrush : I want to be a fireman. Blue P. Guybrush : I mean to kill you all! Guybrush : I want to be a pirate. Black P. Do you have any special skills? Guybrush : I can hold my breath for ten minutes! All : The three trials! What three trials are those? You must prove yourself in each of these three areas: swordplay, thievery, and, er, treasure huntery; then return with proof that you've done it.

All : GROG!!! Guybrush : Tell me more about mastering the sword. You must seek out and defeat the Sword Master. Someone in town can probably direct you. You'll want to find someone to train you first.

Imagine trying to take on the Sword Master without any training! Guybrush : Tell me more about treasure hunting. Guybrush : Should I have a map or something? Guybrush : What's in that grog stuff, anyway? Ready for the first quest on swordmastery, Guybrush sneaks into the kitchen while the cook is busy serving the pirates and doesn't notice.

In there, he picks a hunk of meat, a pot, and a fish after tricking out a bird who's also interested with the poor creature. He puts the meat into the pot o' stew and picks up a stewed meat. Having nothing else to plunder, Guybrush goes outside the bar and into the town.

Deep beneath Monkey Island, the ghost pirate LeChuck's ship lies anchored in a river of lava. LeChuck is standing on his room while a bone pirate approaches. Bone : Captain LeChuck LeChuck : Ah There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in your face. Bone : No sir Nothing like it LeChuck : turns around It's days like this that makes you glad to be dead. Bone : Oh yes sir Bone : Oh yes sir. I feel so lucky that you happened to capture my ship, then murdered me and everyone on board LeChuck : Glad to hear it.

Now what was it you disturbed me for? Bone : Ah What possible problem could there be!? I've got those sissy pirates so scared of the sea they're afraid to take a bath! Bone : Well There seems to be a new pirate in town. Actually, he's a pirate wannabe.

Probably nothing to worry 'bout. Don't know why I bothered you with it. I'll have him taken care of myself. I'll handle this personally. My plans are too important to be messed up by amateurs. Bone : Yes sir. Citizen : Excuse me, but do you have a cousing named Sven? Guybrush : No, but I once had a barber named Dominique. Citizen : Close enough. Let's talk business. Only one in existence. Very rare. Only pieces of eight Guybrush : No thanks. I don't have enough money.

Citizen : Well then, buzz off kid, it's bad for business. Guybrush then approaches the gang of pirates on the other corner. They are the pirate sitting on a barrel, a fat one, and a tall one.

There's a rat in front of them. Guybrush : Hey, nice rat! Barrel P. Guybrush : Yes, I love rats! Fat P. Tall P. It was actually a group of monkeys.

Guybrush : That's amazing! When they arrived, they sold the ship for a pretty penny. Only time I've seen anyone get the better of ol' Stan in a deal.

Guybrush : Do you guys know the sneaky-looking man on the opposite corner? OUR maps are top quality, not like the birdcage liners you get from that clown across the street. Can't even GIVE them away. Guybrush : No, but I'll take one if you give me two pieces of eight. Guybrush receives the minutes and 2 pieces of eight.

Guybrush : Say, are you guys pirates? You can't buy clothes like these off the rack! Guybrush : What's in the keg? It's an old pirate favorite, everybody knows that. Guybrush : I'm really interested in this pirating thing. Guybrush : How come you're on this street corner and not on a ship, looting, pillaging, sacking, that sort of thing? We're trying to start up a circus. Go home.

As Guybrush enters a house, he picks up a chicken thing from the table. Guybrush : Maybe no one will miss just this one thing. Then, he goes in and meets with the Voodoo Lady. Lady : What may I help you with, son? Guybrush : How much for this keen-looking chicken? Lady : Aah I sense the guilt of stealing my chicken grows.

Take it. It's yours. Guybrush : Why don't you want it? Is it jinxed with an ancient voodoo curse? Lady : No Guybrush : My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I'm a mighty pirate. Lady : Wait I can sense your name is Guybrush Nosehair. Guybrush Threepwood. Am I not right? Guybrush : Lucky guess. Half the people I know are named Guybrush. Lady : I suggest you open your mind. It will help you in your coming journey. Guybrush : Journey? What can you tell me about my journey?

Lady : I am getting a vision I see you taking a voyage, a long voyage. I see you captaining a ship. Guybrush : Yeah! Lady : I see Guybrush : What? See what? Lady : I see a giant monkey. Guybrush : Yikes! Lady : I see you inside the giant monkey. Guybrush : Gross. Your journey will have many parts. You will see things better left unseen.

You will hear things better left unheard. You will learn things better left unlearned. Guybrush : What kind of things? I hate surprises. Lady : NO! The time is not right to know. When you know your purpose, come see me I will let you know then. As he explores to the next town part, a weird whisper is heard.

Whisper : Pssssst. Guybrush walks into the alley, from which the whisper seems to come. Guybrush : Hello? Anybody in here? Person : sneaking up from behind You know, bad things could happen to a person in a dark, deserted alley like this one. And at this time of night, nobody would be around to see it. Guybrush : Yeah, and bad things happen to people who sneak up on other people from behind. Person : So, you're going to give me a little attitude, eh?

I'd better get your name. Guybrush : I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate. Person : Listen Peepwood-- Guybrush : Threepwood! Guybrush Threepwood! Person : Whatever your name is, listen: I'm the sheriff around here. Sheriff Fester Shinetop. A very BAD time. My advice to you is to find somewhere else to take your vacation. Guybrush walks into what seemed to be the town's jail. He talks to a man held in one of the cell.

Man : You gotta get me out of here! Williams, get up or I will put you in solitary There's somebody at the door. I'm busy. What are you doing that's so im Your Majesty. Prince Yu, is everything ready? Mother, Jai is on his way. Is he in the Palace? No,he is at the An advanced civilization in conflict from the Pleiades landed on our planet pursued by nine evil ambassadors and their demonic armies Couldn't find what you were looking for?

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Edit source History Talk 0. Categories Games Add category. Cancel Save. Universal Conquest Wiki. Guybrush: I'm starting to remember Voodoo Lady Guybrush: realizes That's right! Voodoo Lady: lights up the sconce again I am known by many names on many different islands. But names have little importance. Guybrush: Yes, you're right Are you making fun of me?

Voodoo Lady: I wouldn't dream of it. Guybrush: Boy, have I got some stories to tell you! Voodoo Lady: Stories? I have to go.

Guybrush: But I've got to tell you about LeChuck! And Elaine! Voodoo Lady: I'm going to disappear now, in a big flash of light. Cover your eyes Guybrush: No, no, no, wait! It started back on Dinky Island. I knew LeChuck was close Voodoo Lady: impatient I'll be disappearing here, any moment. Guybrush: resigns Okay, okay. No stories. Nice place. I love what you've done with it.

Voodoo Lady: Thank you. You'll have to excuse the mess. The kids came over to play with their paper voodoo dolls. They're adorable children. Would you like to see some pictures? Guybrush thinks of what to say, about to say, "NO! Guybrush: Perhaps later. Voodoo Lady: puts her fingers to her forehead again Yes, there's no time for that now. I sense that something terrible has happened.

Guybrush: astonished Hey, you're good! Something terrible HAS happened! I finally proposed to Elaine! Voodoo Lady: Congratulations! That doesn't sound so terr Guybrush: interrupts And when I placed the engagement ring on her hand she was placed under a horrible pirate curse and trapped for eternity as a solid gold statue!

Voodoo Lady: tosses the orb onto the sconce again Ah, that explains it. I was struck with a wave of overwhelming hatred and anger. Guybrush: Yeah, that LeChuck was a pretty mean guy. Voodoo Lady: I was talking about Elaine. Guybrush: There's no time to worry about that now! We have to hurry! Voodoo Lady: Do not panic, Guybrush.

She will be safe until we can break the curse You only have to worry about her being stolen. Where did you hide her? Guybrush: Err I can't tell you.

It's too secret. Voodoo Lady: tosses the orb onto the sconce again Very well. But I am very much relieved to hear that she is safe and Guybrush: interrupts again Err I just remembered something I've got to do. Uh, see you around! Voodoo Lady: points her finger at him in shock You didn't hide her?

Go, Guybrush! Before you're too late! He runs back to the beach to find that there is now a sign where Elaine used to be, and that a ship has sailed off. It looks like I'm going to need some more help. A few minutes later, he pulls the alligator tongue in the wrecked ship, and the elevator platform rises again.

He goes to the Voodoo Lady and talks with her. Guybrush: Someone's stolen Elaine! Voodoo Lady: That is unfortunate. It will be difficult to get her back. Guybrush: Do you know who kidnapped her?

Voodoo Lady: Not for certain. But I suspect that it's the mangy pirates anchored in Danjer Cove. Guybrush: Can you give me something to lift the curse? Voodoo Lady: No, LeChuck's curse is a very powerful one She tosses the orb onto the sconce again as she continues.

Voodoo Lady: I have nothing here to lift so powerful a curse, but there is one way. Guybrush: in hope Great! Tell me! Voodoo Lady: You have to replace the cursed ring with a pure one of greater or equal value. A good guideline is two months' salary. Guybrush: Where am I going to find a huge, uncursed diamond ring? Voodoo Lady: puts her fingers to her forehead again Legends speak of a whopping big diamond ring on Blood Island.

Guybrush: Blood Island? I've never heard of it. Voodoo Lady: tosses the orb onto the sconce again You will soon become quite familiar with it. I have also seen that Blood Island will be the place Guybrush: Uh huh. So, uh, any huge uncursed rings on any other islands? Or: Guybrush: Die? Did, did you say, "Die? Voodoo Lady: Don't be such a baby.

Guybrush: Isn't there a less Voodoo Lady: No. The value of the ring on Blood Island comes from its emotional significance. It represents a pure, true love, a power greater than any other. Guybrush: Oh, that's sweet. I think I have something in my eye.

Voodoo Lady: points at him in a strict manner Do not mock the voodoo priestess. Guybrush: How do I get to Blood Island? Voodoo Lady: puts her fingers to her forehead again You will need three things: A map to Blood Island, for the journey is a long and dangerous one Guybrush: Map, ship, and crew. Got it. Voodoo Lady: puts her fingers to her forehead again All I can say is that I see a long and painful history connected with that ring She puts her hand down again.

Voodoo Lady: You will learn more once you have actually found the island. Guybrush: Blood Island sounds dangerous! Ya have to come with me! Voodoo Lady: No, I cannot. I have lived on three different islands in the past six years. I do not wish to travel anymore. Besides, this derelict is still in escrow.

Guybrush: But who will point me in the right direction? You've got to come! You're my only hope! Voodoo Lady: No, Guybrush. There is another. As she tosses the orb into the sconce again Guybrush: Blood Island, here I come! Voodoo Lady: True evil can never be destroyed completely. Guybrush: But I heard him blow up and everything! Voodoo Lady: You'd be surprised at how much abuse an evil undead zombie pirate can take. Guybrush: How can I finally destroy him for good?

Voodoo Lady: No one knows. His power seems to grow with every incarnation. Guybrush: I finally found Big Whoop and was enormously disappointed!

Voodoo Lady: points at him in a warning Big Whoop is pure evil. You were lucky to escape alive. Guybrush: I can't remember much about it Voodoo Lady: Yes, it is the source of much of LeChuck's power. Guybrush: mutters Well, I'm never going back there again. Voodoo Lady: puts her fingers to her forehead again I have foreseen otherwise.

You will return to Big Whoop and confront LeChuck once again. Guybrush: What makes you think LeChuck will be back? Voodoo Lady: Some men can search their entire lives and never discover their reason for being. LeChuck has found his: to perpetually rise from the dead and torment you and Elaine. It's what he does best. Guybrush: Gee, when you put it that way, it's kind of hard to stay mad at him. Voodoo Lady: You have landed on Plunder Island. Guybrush: Plunder Island. Sounds appropriately piratey.

Voodoo Lady: Naturally. It's a sort of retirement community for ex-pirates and their spouses. Guybrush: Hmmm. Voodoo Lady: Lately there has been all too much excitement on the island. All centering around Governor Marley, LeChuck, and a giant chicken. Guybrush: Elaine is governor of this island, too?

Guybrush: How did you end up on Plunder Island? Voodoo Lady: I realized that my location in the swamp on Scabb Island wasn't ideally situated. Guybrush: So you moved to a swamp on a different island? Voodoo Lady: I just said I could see the future; I never claimed to be an expert in real estate. Guybrush: What about this giant chicken business? Voodoo Lady: puts her fingers to her forehead again Ah yes, Guybrush. You have landed on this island gripped Guybrush: Don't you think you're being a bit over-dramatic?

Voodoo Lady: This was a peaceful island, until the Great Beast landed on our shores. Some say It was sent to make the islanders pay for their cruelty; others say it was simply blind fate. Whatever the impetus, It came. Voodoo Lady: What? I'm not even at the scary part yet! Guybrush: calms down Oh. Go ahead. Tall as a man and twice as powerful, his massive drumsticks propel him through the dark jungle with ease.

No one has seen the Beast, but on the eve of the full moon In the dark of night, he roosts patiently Guybrush: No, no, no, wait. Don't tell me.

Let me guess Voodoo Lady: strictly He roams the island, exacting terrible vengeance on those who would capture and eat his smaller brethren. Guybrush: shrugs his shoulders in jest Oh, give me a break. Voodoo Lady: points at him again There were once others like you, skeptical to the true nature of the Beast But I'm sure you have nothing to worry about. Thanks, I've heard all I needed to know. Voodoo Lady: Voodoo spell?

Oh, this. This is just a fondue I'm making for tonight. Would you like to try it? Guybrush: Does it have any skink toes in it? Voodoo Lady: A few. Guybrush: as she tosses the orb into the sconce again I'll pass. Voodoo Lady: I can imagine.

Guybrush: I sure did! A really cool one! I wonder what happened to it Voodoo Lady: I'll share with you knowledge passed from mother to daughter in my family for generations. Guybrush: What's that? Voodoo Lady: Low fat, high fiber. It works.

Voodoo Lady: Bad idea. Though attractive to the first-time homeowner, the rate reacts wildly to fluctuations in the market and can work against the buyer over time.

Guybrush: Could you repeat that? Voodoo Lady: strict No. Voodoo Lady: So you want to make more money. Guybrush: Sure, we all do! Voodoo Lady: strict again Stick to pirating.

Guybrush: I want to know more about the Aztec god, Quetzalcoatl. Voodoo Lady: Really sweet guy. Not at all as bloodthirsty as they make him out to be. Shorter than you might think. After all these questions are discussed Guybrush: Thanks for your help. Gotta go! The elevator platform lowers down. Murray: Mmmmmmmm Murray blows the bubble while chewing. Murray: I'd still appreciate it if I could have that back.

Guybrush: What would you do with it without your collarbone? Murray: Oh, never mind Murray: Stop tormenting me! Murray: grossed out Oh, ick. What have you done to my arm? Guybrush: Rubbed paste all over it. Murray: You are a sad, strange little man. Guybrush exits the swamp and moves on to Puerto Pollo. There, he goes into The Barbery Coast, where he meets four people, and one of them near the exit door speaks.

Another man to the right of the speaker follows. A Scottish barber follows the conversation. If yer wantin' a haircut, ye'll have to wait until I'm finished with Captain Rottingham here.

Guybrush: Are you guys pirate barbers? Guybrush: Great! Maybe you guys can help me find this huge diamond ring I'm looking for! Guybrush: turns to the barber near the chair Yeah! It's supposedly enormous, and it's on Blood Island!

Rottingham: the guy seated on the chair Blood Island? Guybrush: It's a funny story, really: I need it to lift this curse that's turned my girlfriend into a solid gold statue!

Guybrush pauses for a bit, then Guybrush: Wait a second. Did I just share too much? Guybrush goes on to talk to the dapper pirate. Guybrush: Ahoy there! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate. Guybrush: Okay, then Guybrush: surprised Not THE Van Helgen: That's right. Mine is the name that pirates fear the most. Edward "Snugglecakes" Van Helgen. Guybrush: Dude! Van Helgen: Your crew? Why would I want to be on your crew? Guybrush: It's going to be a blast! We're going to Blood Island! Van Helgen: Sorry, Threepwood.

As much as I'd love to be out at sea again I could never serve a captain who wasn't a gentleman and who wasn't my equal. Guybrush: Gentleman? That's me all over!

Van Helgen: Then prove it. If you can defeat me in a gentleman's duel, I'll join your crew. Guybrush: All right. Let's get to dueling! Van Helgen: No, no, no. There are rules. If you want to duel with me, you have to give me sufficient insult. Guybrush: Hmmm



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